Satellite elevation
AWS Terrarium digital elevation tiles decoded at ~5 m resolution. Canyons, ridgelines, the steep driveway you hate.
terrarium z15 · 193² samples
Type any US zip. We pull the real elevation, every street and every building from public data, an AI director turns it into a war zone, and goblins pour over the hills. You get two guns. They both go BOPOOOOOOM.
Every battlefield is generated live from open data the second you hit deploy. The hill behind your house is the hill the goblins come over.
AWS Terrarium digital elevation tiles decoded at ~5 m resolution. Canyons, ridgelines, the steep driveway you hate.
terrarium z15 · 193² samples
OpenStreetMap footprints extruded to their tagged heights. Roads, rivers, parks, pools, parking lots and trees.
overpass · footprints · ways · landuse
Open-Meteo conditions right now. Raining in Seattle? It's raining in the fight. Dark in Miami? Bring the Magnum.
open-meteo · wmo codes · local sun
A language model reads the terrain and writes the war: biome, palette, fog, goblin spawn zones, wave count, codename and trash talk.
openai · json director · deterministic fallback


No loot boxes, no attachments, no battle pass. A double-stack .45 and a .44 Magnum revolver, modeled, animated and synthesized from scratch.
Every shot is synthesized live: supersonic crack, chamber thump, a sub-bass drop you feel in your teeth and a tail that echoes off the real buildings around you.
Goblins with spears. College emo girls who hate them as much as they hate you. They close distance. You don't get to stand still.
Low, quick, spear first. If you see it, it's already too close.
Hunched, snouted, rusty spear. There are always more.
College kid in all black. Rushes you. Also hates goblins. Use that.
Lobs cursed fireballs from 26 m. Prioritize.
Heavy spear. Hits for 34. The Anaconda was invented for this.
Ground slams. Summons. Final wave. Good luck.




Every run lands in a consistent-hash ring of database shards keyed by player and zip code. Global ranks are a scatter-gather across all of them, in milliseconds.
Free. In your browser. No install. Phones supported — desktop is still sharper.